A Scene from RuPaul Hollywood’s Drag Baking Show (A loving parody of both shows)

*Four Baking Queens stand before the judges*

RuPaul Hollywood: Spearamint, your horns were sweet but there was glitter in the batter.

Tripoli Tabler, I can’t get enough of your hot buns. Not too sticky, not too dry, but the judges agree we need more than a mouthful.

Gotcha Voyuer, what you did in that tent defies all expectations. Your baking wasn’t bad either. Keep up the good work.

And finally, Saute’ Sauce’, maybe the rose petals weren’t the right ingredient for your creme brulee but they were just what the doctor ordered for your runway challenge.


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